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Trimis: 16/10/2007 16:38     Titlul subiectului: in english

One afternoon Billy's parents finds Billy in the bathroom brushing his membru with his toothbrush:
Dad:What the hell are you doing young man?
Billy:Don't try to stop me!i don't wanna have such a cavity like my sister's!

Trimis: 16/10/2007 16:53     Titlul subiectului: banana

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat ME.
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Trimis: 16/10/2007 16:53     Titlul subiectului: ego

Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
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Trimis: 16/10/2007 16:54     Titlul subiectului:

Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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Trimis: 16/10/2007 16:56     Titlul subiectului: shop

A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of women�s deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.

Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're fucking ugly!
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Trimis: 16/10/2007 16:58     Titlul subiectului: aspirine

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?"

"It's for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"
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